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Daily ReHash’s Favorite Things 2013!

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Last week, Oprah released her coveted list of “Favorite Things.” The list has everything from mug sweaters, to Ugg boots, to the Galaxy smartphone watch.

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If Oprah can have her favorite things, so can we!

First up, the Hi-Call Bluetooth Talking Gloves

The left-hand glove has a speaker in the thumb and a microphone in the pinkie, so all you have to do it hold your hand up to your face and look like a crazy person. All for only $69.

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The McRib

What better stocking stuffer than America’s favorite sandwich. They’re only around for a limited time so you’d better stock up for the holidays now. Don’t worry, they never go bad! (Refrigeration optional)

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Tired of listening to the same old Christmas music? This year, fill your home with the soothing sounds of Lohan Holiday, from everybody’s 3rd, maybe 4th favorite Lohan, Ali. On sale now in the $1 bin at K-Mart!

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Lastly (for now), the Funkybod Muscle Top a.k.a. The Wonderbra for Men! For only £29.99 (that’s about $48), you can look like Simon Cowell too!

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UPDATE: We found something to add to our Favorite Things! It’s the Digital Dudz Ugly Christmas Sweater. It’s both creepy and fascinating and definitely ugly.

Besides the “Creeping Santa,” other sweater designs include a “Caroling Kitty” and “Crackling Fireplace.”

Check back regularly for updates to our Favorite Things!

Watch Jason Statham read from Oprah’s List of Favorite Things last night on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.

Hey Parents, Happy Halloween And Also Your Kid Is Fat

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A woman in North Dakota is handing out tricks this year. Instead of candy, she plans to give letter to all the fat kids in the neighborhood who dare go Trick or Treating at her house. The letter is addressed to the obese child’s parents and let’s them know that their kid didn’t get any candy because he or she doesn’t need any more sugar.

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“Your child is, in my opinion, moderately obese and should not be consuming sugar and treats to the extent of some children this Halloween season.”

The ghosts of Halloween past, present and future need to visit this lady tonight so she won’t be such a Scrooge about Halloween. Yes, obesity is a problem but is it really her job to make a kid feel bad about it?

Speaking of obesity and while we’re at it diabetes, how well do you know your candy bars? Take this quiz to find out.

‘Tis the season to eat candy and dress like the Baconado (a bacon cheeseburger tornado, duh). #HappyFatHalloween

Need help picking out a costume? We have some tips for you.

#1 Condiment in America: Move Over Ketchup!

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The number one condiment in America is no longer ketchup. For the first time ever, the sweet tomato paste that tastes great on just about anything has been upstaged.

Congratulations, SALSA! We love salsa but ketchup is so American! Unless you live in Chicago where you can actually be arrested if you use ketchup on a hotdog.

First Mexico is the fattest country in the world, now salsa is the #1 condiment? Get it together America!

After a little research, we know what happened. It’s all TLC and Honey Boo Boo’s mom’s fault.

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Ode to Taco Bell

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Last night, #MentionSomeoneWhoLovesTacoBell was trending on twitter and we wanted to see who could possibly love Taco Bell as much as we do here at Daily ReHash. That’s right, we’re not afraid to admit it!

It’s Throwback Thursday and we’d like to dedicate it to Taco Bell. Let’s go back in time and celebrate Taco Bell through the years.

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Not exactly sure when this ad was published but take a minute and check out the size of the taco! Is that girl tiny or is that taco enormous?

MC Hammer uses his hammer pants are parachutes to get to Taco Bell. It’s brilliant.

Probably the BEST ad campaign Taco Bell came up with was the talking chihuahua. Yo Quiero Taco Bell will live forever in our hearts.

May this song be stuck in your head for the rest of the day.

Make a run for the border:

Taco Bell run, anyone?

Combination Taco Bell OR Pizza Hut, anyone?

10 Tweets For Everyone Sick Of The Pumpkin Spice Craze

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Enough with the Pumpkin Spice!

Abigail Breslin: Pumpkin Spice Addict?

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Abigail Breslin (Little Miss Sunshines, Zombieland, My Sister’s Keeper) is obsessed with Pumpkin Spice. We think she might have a problem.

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#FirstWorldProblem

If an angel loses its wings over something like this, imagine what happened to angels when Miley Cyrus performed at the VMA’s. #AngelGenocide

Abigail then ran into her room shouting, “Nobody understands me! I hate you, mom!” and slammed her bedroom door.

Lying IS a sin. But so is worshiping false idols. #AllHailPumpkinSpiceGods

So you’re single?

Abigail, we love you. And yes, Pumpkin Spice is delicious. But you can’t let Pumpkin Spice control you.

If you have a friend addicted to Pumpkin Spice, let us know. (So we can make fun of them.)

Top 10 Tweets: The Very Best Of National Taco Day!

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It’s National Taco Day! So…where do we go dressed as a taco for free tacos? Also does anyone have a taco costume we could borrow?

May National Taco Day treat you right.
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WHAT?!?!?!

KFC INTRODUCES FOOD THAT FITS IN YOUR CUP HOLDERS

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For only $2.49, you can now buy a KFC meal that fits in your cup holder.

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Check it out:

According to KFC, Americans use cup holders for almost everything but cups…until now.
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What comes in a Go Cup? A side of seasoned potato wedges and your choice of one of these five options: a piece of Original Recipe Boneless chicken, a Chicken Little sandwich, two Extra Crispy Tenders, three Hot Wings or four Original Recipe Bites.

You might as well fill up every cup holder in your car!

Honestly, this isn’t a bad idea. KFC could also sell these at sporting events or movie theaters or anywhere else where cup holders are used. There’s only one problem. There needs to be an area inside the Go Cup for ketchup and/or any other condiment that one might like to dip chicken and/or seasoned wedges in. Just sayin’.

Are you satisfried?

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Can’t get no satisfaction from the fries you’re eating now?

Burger King just released their new “healthy” fries adorably named Satisfries! with 40% less fat and 30% fewer calories than McDonald’s fries, it will be interesting to see if the supposed King of Burgers will force McDonald’s to offer the same kind of thing.

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Who doesn’t love a good crinkle cut fry?

For those of you who are anti-healthy fries, the old style fries are still available but the employees will pass judgement on you for ordering them.

ARE YOU SAYING LOW FAT FRENCH FRIES DON’T TASTE GOOD?

M&M’s Announces New Flavor

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M&M’s is pleased to announce their newest flavor in a thin candy shell…DRUM ROLL PLEASE……

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Birthday Cake M&M’s! We’re intrigued but hesitant. No word yet on whether the birthday cake flavor comes in vanilla or chocolate (we’d put money on chocolate) but unfortunately, we all have to wait until May of 2014 to find out.

Not sure why they’re announcing it so soon though… Hey, anybody else craving M&M’s now?

OH THAT’S WHY!

If you don’t want to wait until May to try a new flavor, you can always head to Target and buy a bag of Pumpkin Spice M&M’s.

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